Can I tap that? lolol
#1
well "Paul" posted a link to another forum that had a thread called, "Can I Tap That" in which people were asking others, just that...I found it histerical and have been laughing reading the 20 plus pages on it...

Link To Original Thread
http://www.customfighters.com/forums...ad.php?t=34431

Ill start it off, maybe itll be just as funny if not funnier...or maybe just be a epic fail lolol

Me:Can I Tap that?
Sarah:no......But im flattered
Me:later?
Sarah:Probably not, I have a bf and im not that girl that people say i am
Me:LIES
Me:So can i tap that?
Sarah:Signed off

ME:can I tap that
Molly: sure why not haha
ME:well that was easy enough
Me:Can I tap that?
Kimmie:tap what
Me:That...you know...
Kimmie:yea...lol
Kimmie:no...im not that easy
Me:well can we pretend your hard to get and call it a deal?
Kimmie:yeppers!
ME:I knew it...see you soon
Kimmie:im not in new york
ME: I know...Im booking my flight now
Kimmie:Okay lol
Kimmie:You ever go to ROC?
^^^LOL she maybe a keeper haha
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#2
GIrl:im gonna be drunk later
ME:so can i tap that?
GIRL:you wouldnt rather me sober?
ME:ill take either or
GIRL:ewwww lol that says alot

haha
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#3
Continues from girl who previously mentioned shed be drunk

Girl: cuz thats gross, lol you saying you would have sex with me while i was drunk means im just a piece of ass lol
ME:not really...i just like to think of it as being there for you in your time of need...and i would still sleep with you while you were sober =P
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Originally Posted by Sparxxx
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ME:not really...i just like to think of it as being there for you in your time of need...and i would still sleep with you while you were sober =P

great response, you sir deserve rep

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#5
subscribed
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#6
I had one of these on the BBM group yesterday.. lol
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#7
lmao, i really wana see this get going, on the other forum i was in tears from laughing for some of the responses, and lol she liked the fact id still bang her while she was sober haha
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#8
Me: can i tap that?
Her:no
Me: and why not
Her:because i dont want to just fuck youu..
Me:but why not? i am the all mighty tap tap tapper
Her:thats cool lol.
Her:where did you get that name from
Me: so im saying, can i tap that?
Me:and the name? from previous sluts ive tapped
Her: no you can not.
Her:you tap sluts?
Me:well i am trying to tap you aren't i?
Her:your not gettin very far.
Me:bet my penis would go far down your throat
Me:no?
Her:i bet it never will go there.
Me:ever hear of a roofie?
Her: dam you just tried saying im a slut, obviously im not if you have to roofie me
Me:touche...no i said im trying to tap you, and i tapped sluts previously, capiche?
Her: whatever you say richie lol, no i wont let you "tap" it .
Me:yes you will, one day...you might not even know when it happens
Her:if we were to date then absolutely
Her: Otherwiseeeeee nah i dont plan on it.
Me:Will you go out with me?
Her: yea
Me:sweet so now i get to tap that?
Her:no not yet
Pause
Me:now?
Her:No
pause
Me:Now?
Her:NO
Me: im sorry this isn't working out i think we should see other people

hahahaha
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Originally Posted by Sparxxx
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Me: can i tap that?
Her:no
Me: and why not
Her:because i dont want to just fuck youu..
Me:but why not? i am the all mighty tap tap tapper
Her:thats cool lol.
Her:where did you get that name from
Me: so im saying, can i tap that?
Me:and the name? from previous sluts ive tapped
Her: no you can not.
Her:you tap sluts?
Me:well i am trying to tap you aren't i?
Her:your not gettin very far.
Me:bet my penis would go far down your throat
Me:no?
Her:i bet it never will go there.
Me:ever hear of a roofie?
Her: dam you just tried saying im a slut, obviously im not if you have to roofie me
Me:touche...no i said im trying to tap you, and i tapped sluts previously, capiche?
Her: whatever you say richie lol, no i wont let you "tap" it .
Me:yes you will, one day...you might not even know when it happens
Her:if we were to date then absolutely
Her: Otherwiseeeeee nah i dont plan on it.
Me:Will you go out with me?
Her: yea
Me:sweet so now i get to tap that?
Her:no not yet
Pause
Me:now?
Her:No
pause
Me:Now?
Her:NO
Me: im sorry this isn't working out i think we should see other people

hahahaha

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#10
lol i just did that one right before i posted it
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