02-21-2010, 06:44 PM
Last night my buddy calls me to go out and have some drinks (sweet!) Hes meeting up with a fresh piece of ass and I throw out there.... tell the whore to bring a friend! My friends listen to me 90% of the time and he calls her up... "Hey whore, bring a friend for my buddy!" HA HA HA he didnt say that but he got her to bring out a friend. The best part was that the friend was hotter.. I'd give her a solid 7 out of 10. They are both 23 years old. So the night starts out good, they are both friendly and laugh at my jokes and cheesy lines, we then proceeded to play them at pool where we won both games and they had to buy us drinks. I think this made them kinda salty, but that went away when we took them up to the bar and bought them more liquor. The ride to the next bar was kind of unpleasant, the hot chick was texting away on her phone and started getting bitchy, perhaps it was because I was talking to a hot chick that I went to school with (which now has 2 kids and gained 100lbs) before we left the previous bar? I was starting to get bored with this girl, the more she drank the more I questioned her age and I got bored with the pursuit so I gave up and just worked on getting drunk. We are now at our second bar which is a hole in the wall bar in the middle of a forest and is all people 35 years of age or older. I am not having a good time so I sit in the corner and go through my phone looking for a female to call or text. All that drinking was taking a toll on my bladder so I got up and went to the bathroom, there was someone in there so I waited as he exited, as he came out he stopped in the doorway and was talking to my buddy about meaningless things and I tried to hurry him along so I could get into the bathroom quickly. As soon as he moved the hot chick pushes her way in front of me, this pissed me off because at this point I feel no need to be any sort of gentleman to a drunk female that is acting immature and has an attitude for no reason. I push the door open as shes trying to close it and I tell her that this is the MENS ROOM, GET OUT! She tells me no and tells me that her friend and my friend are in the other bathroom fucking. I laugh and say, well, do you want to fuck? and she says no and is disgusted by me. I again tell her to get out and she refuses. I said well, thats fine, stay, I'm gonna take a leak! I step to the urinal and start fumbling with my zipper till she gets the idea, finally she does and tells me thats the most disgusting thing shes ever seen and she starts to pout out of the bathroom. As shes walking out I say, hey, you wanna hold it for me? My Doctor says I shouldnt lift anything heavy! Again shes disgusted by that and leaves. I pee. I have had enough to drink and I want to leave the lame bar and go home so I round up the children and push them out the door. The bitch's mouth was running about the bathroom situation the entire walk to the car and the entire ride home. I was the least intoxicated so I drove my buddies Denali back to his house where we were all staying. An ignorant mouth had to open as I was pulling out of the bar, something about driving like an asshole? I was driving perfectly fine up till then. As I was finishing the turn out of the parking lot I put the pedal to the floor and put both the bitches back in their seats, I let off around 50mph, I was just trying to make a point. Those 2 broads were freaking out and screaming and actually wanted me to stop and let them out! Me and my buddy were laughing hysterically and from there on all I heard was 2 squeeky voices.... blah blah blah mother fucker! blah blah blah ASSHOLE blah blah blah he wanted me to hold his dick blah blah blah....... we finally arrive back at my buddies house, I just wanted to go to sleep and that 5'4 mouth was still running...... My buddy shows her the way to a spare bedroom and I can still hear her from across the house, at this point I feel the need to get the last word. I walk down stairs, open the bedroom door and in a calm voice said.... "just so you know, you're a fucking bitch..... I like your pants, those are cool, the shoes...EH not so much, and the blue fingernails dont go with that red shirt at all! I was yanked out of the room by my buddy who was again laughing hysterically, all I remember was hearing the bitch flip out in the next room and started crying and then charged me in the other room, took a swing which I dodged and then her baby blue finger nails that didnt match what she was wearing caught my neck. She continued to cry for the next 15 minutes. After things settled down I felt bad for making her cry so I went to apologize to her. She was on the phone with someone, her mom perhaps? I heard the words "I got into a bar tonight" and immediately thought "you lying bitch! I knew she wasnt 23!" turns out she was only 20. Not that it matters but the immaturity made complete sense from there. About 20 minutes later I hear her walk outside and her car start. She was much to intoxicated to drive so I had to try and stop her. It was snowing out and she was dusting off her car when I went outside. I was as nice as I could be to her but she still wanted to be a bitch and tried to kill me with her snow brush. I told her that she couldnt leave and she starting screaming at me. I asked her if she was even old enough to be drinking and she said she was. I told her to prove it, she said she'd show me her ID but instead hopped in her car. I said fine, fuck you, leave, and I walked back inside.
This morning as we laughed over the replay of what happened, her friend told me that she was going to get her nails done before she was invited out and her friend told her to forget about... just hurry up and come out with us all. Me calling her out on the nails obviously hit a nerve. I was just using anything I could to piss her off.
This morning as we laughed over the replay of what happened, her friend told me that she was going to get her nails done before she was invited out and her friend told her to forget about... just hurry up and come out with us all. Me calling her out on the nails obviously hit a nerve. I was just using anything I could to piss her off.
