What is it??

[vollrath]

\r\n \r\n why didnt you just masturbate like the rest of the children of the world\r\n

[YSRRider]

\r\n \r\n I did, but that got boring too. There were not hott 7 year old girls to think about. Just a bunch of little boys that looked like Elliott from ET and a fat retarded kid that looked like Turrets guy. lol JCPenny catalogs were great!\r\n

[vollrath]

\r\n \r\n Hahahaha fuck i had this like scale model of a house that me and my uncle built and it was fucking packed to the brim with paper cutouts of boobs from the bra section of flyers and magazines. Every time we made a collage craft in school i\'d sit there and furiously cut them all out and take em home for my collection. I wonder if the school ever got curious as to why all the tits were missing.
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\nThen one day my parents opened the house thing up and found a megastash of lingerie clipouts. I think my excuse was "i dunno, [sister] must have done that." Oh to be 8 again\r\n

[YSRRider]

\r\n \r\n lol wtf?\r\n

[tys0n]

\r\n \r\n Hahahaha\r\n

[zeus_r6]

I've seen my share of ridiculously huge stuff crawling around in the south and you try not to get bit, but what is this??? Looks like a pinecone might have been a prop from men in black