Messing with craigslist scammer

[YSRRider]

I always like to call them faggots at the end. There is just something about being called a faggot that you take personal.

[Graveyard]

true! i've gotten 3 scam emails just on one post

[hoffmanxtreme]

So I just posted my laptop on craigslist and got this scammer email in less than 10 hours. He asked a bunch of questions that I had already clearly answered in my add, making this obviously fraud besides the typical "out of town pay by internet" excuse.
Here is how the conversation went down by email:

Re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (Hastings, MN)
-From: Curtis Lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com
still have this item for sale?

My reply: "Yes I still have this for sale"



Re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (Hastings, MN)
-From: Curtis Lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com

thanks for the mail...

Just asking about it to make sure its in good condition. so can you
assure me i will not be disappointed? .Im satisfied with your
firm/advert price, As im requesting this transaction should be done
via paypal so the paypal charges is on me.Payment will be made via
paypal only (if you dont have an account, its very easy, safe and
secured go to www.paypal.com) im presently out of town for the new
year manifest.And i will also like you to help in the shipping of the
item abroad for my friend i will add $70 for the shipping cost ..But i
also want you to get back to me with some pics for me to see. Pls I
will want you to please answer this question about it for me to know
that you are legit
and real about this.

Are you the first owner of it?
Why are you selling it?
When have you been using it?
And does it has any dent on it or anything?

With this i want you to please be sincere about it and also get back to me
with the paypal address for me to make the payment asap.


My Reply:

Yes this all sounds great to me, but I still need to be re-assured about my payment being fully satisfied before moving on with the transaction. I usually ask my clients to have wild butt sex with my pet monkey who's name is alfred. If you are a willing partner then I assure you, you will get everything you had hoped for with this transaction. I've had many scammer customers who enjoy wild butt sex with my pet monkey, so I assume you will not disappoint alfred? Please let me know asap that we can move forward with this transaction and have your needs fully satisfied!

-thank you,
Now go suck a dick scammer.


Re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (Hastings, MN)
-From: Curtis Lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com

what do you mean by that you freakin shit to hell with you and your
fucking pet called Alfred then go to hell







Speak americaneze much

[work2ride]

I have some snowmobile cylinders listed on c-list for sale right now. I just got this from a scammer today:

HELLO YOU STILL HAVE ITEM FOR SALE? MY NAME IS ALEX.


and my reply:

Really? Your email address is Jerry.wanye@gmail.com but your name is Alex? Want me to just mail you a pile of cash instead of you trying to scam me by saying some origional shit like ''just give me all your personal info and I will send a check?'' How bout you GET THE FUCK OFF MY CRAIGSLIST AD AND GO KILL YOURSELF. I hope karma comes and takes your eyesight for being a lowlife scumbag.

I sent a a similar reply to a scammer recently and got back a reply that said fuck you stupid American, I come put a bullet through you!! I fuck over 100 stupid people just like you!! I think I told him I hoped somebody in his family dies soon or something to that effect. I love it when I get to them.

[YSRRider]

I got an email today for a 409 scam... prince nigga jiga boo wants to release my $15M to me. Apparently I have some monkeys in my family tree because I am next of kin to someone from Africa. So I just replied back with a bogus bank account number, told him my name was Mark Zuckerberg and gave a random SS# for kicks. I told him to deposit the money and I said THANK YOU. see if he replies back.

[Graveyard]

Huh, I never got one to respond back after telling them to fuck off so kudos to you!

[Dstunter18]

Originally Posted by hoffmanxtreme

so i just posted my laptop on craigslist and got this scammer email in less than 10 hours. He asked a bunch of questions that i had already clearly answered in my add, making this obviously fraud besides the typical "out of town pay by internet" excuse.
Here is how the conversation went down by email:

Re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (hastings, mn)
-from: Curtis lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com
still have this item for sale?

My reply: "yes i still have this for sale"



re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (hastings, mn)
-from: Curtis lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com

thanks for the mail...

Just asking about it to make sure its in good condition. So can you
assure me i will not be disappointed? .im satisfied with your
firm/advert price, as im requesting this transaction should be done
via paypal so the paypal charges is on me.payment will be made via
paypal only (if you dont have an account, its very easy, safe and
secured go to www.paypal.com) im presently out of town for the new
year manifest.and i will also like you to help in the shipping of the
item abroad for my friend i will add $70 for the shipping cost ..but i
also want you to get back to me with some pics for me to see. Pls i
will want you to please answer this question about it for me to know
that you are legit
and real about this.

Are you the first owner of it?
Why are you selling it?
When have you been using it?
And does it has any dent on it or anything?

With this i want you to please be sincere about it and also get back to me
with the paypal address for me to make the payment asap.


My reply:

Yes this all sounds great to me, but i still need to be re-assured about my payment being fully satisfied before moving on with the transaction. I usually ask my clients to have wild butt sex with my pet monkey who's name is alfred. If you are a willing partner then i assure you, you will get everything you had hoped for with this transaction. I've had many scammer customers who enjoy wild butt sex with my pet monkey, so i assume you will not disappoint alfred? Please let me know asap that we can move forward with this transaction and have your needs fully satisfied!

-thank you,
now go suck a dick scammer.


Re: Gateway laptop 2010 - $250 (hastings, mn)
-from: Curtis lorgan, curtislorgan001@gmail.com

what do you mean by that you freakin shit to hell with you and your
fucking pet called alfred then go to hell







:lol speak americaneze much

:lol!!!

[maverickxp]

I just give them the usual...go fuck yourself....they never reply lol

[Skillz954]

Originally Posted by YSRRider

I always like to call them faggots at the end. There is just something about being called a faggot that you take personal.

hits close to home for you doesn't it.....it's ok man it's 2011......people accept you now!!