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anyone ever crashed so hard they pooped there pants?
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\r\n \r\n I def gave myself a turtlehead once and had to bounce outta the spot and go take a shit\r\n
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\r\n \r\n i have never shit my pants riding my bike however....
\ni was snowboarding last year on the second run of the day i over shot a jump by 40 feet and landed on my ass at about 45 mph.(hurt like a mother fucker) i kept riding a few more runs and when i was on the chair i had my vents open on my pants and i ketp smelling lofts of shit. so i got to the top and checked my drawers sure enough i had shit all over my balls, taint, and long jon underwear. it was a mess. i ended up going to the lodge discarding my long underwear in the bathroom garbage, and using baby wipes from the diaper station and rode commando the rest of the day\r\n
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\r\n \r\n bwahahaha
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\r\n \r\n Hahahahaha!!\r\n
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\r\n \r\n back in 2003 i looped one at 80 i had some skid marks in what was left of my underwear.
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\r\n \r\n I highsided racing at the track, at like 60, flew in the air, had enough time to think "wow, Im still in the air" then landed right on my arse, fractured my tailbone, it hurt so fucking bad, only wreck that I didnt imediatly jump right up, even though bikes are flying past me for like 30 seconds before the flags went up. but luckly, didnt shit my pants
\n \n \nspeaking of wrecks, I did exactly that like 4 months after getting a bike, squid to the highest degree, t-shirt and pants, had no bussiness trying HCs, came down so hard that the tank double bounced me (like on a trampoline) and launched me off, rolled like a log like 300feet. oh this was at +60 too, got covered in rash, everywhere! got pretty lucky and only fractured my foot(because, wouldnt be a sqiud wreck without my shoes flying off, haha) didnt shit my pant either!\r\n
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