02-05-2011, 06:07 AM
freeway riding in vegas. got busted bad (damn giant sprockets)
have a couple bike cops and some cruisers. they are looking over the bike and asking me all kinds of crap.
well they were gonna put me in cuffs and the cop starts patting me down and he spreads my legs and pats my legs down.
i put my hands up and step back "woa woa woa, i dont get dinner or a movie first? gee..."
cop busts up laughing. and couldnt hold a straight face. tells everyone else he will finish up. lets me go with no ticket and told me to get my ass off the freeway, he hadnt laughed so much from being embarrassed in a long time he said.
was one time it paid off to be smart ass with authority lol
have a couple bike cops and some cruisers. they are looking over the bike and asking me all kinds of crap.
well they were gonna put me in cuffs and the cop starts patting me down and he spreads my legs and pats my legs down.
i put my hands up and step back "woa woa woa, i dont get dinner or a movie first? gee..."
cop busts up laughing. and couldnt hold a straight face. tells everyone else he will finish up. lets me go with no ticket and told me to get my ass off the freeway, he hadnt laughed so much from being embarrassed in a long time he said.
was one time it paid off to be smart ass with authority lol