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\r\n \r\n i have never shit my pants riding my bike however....
\ni was snowboarding last year on the second run of the day i over shot a jump by 40 feet and landed on my ass at about 45 mph.(hurt like a mother fucker) i kept riding a few more runs and when i was on the chair i had my vents open on my pants and i ketp smelling lofts of shit. so i got to the top and checked my drawers sure enough i had shit all over my balls, taint, and long jon underwear. it was a mess. i ended up going to the lodge discarding my long underwear in the bathroom garbage, and using baby wipes from the diaper station and rode commando the rest of the day\r\n
\ni was snowboarding last year on the second run of the day i over shot a jump by 40 feet and landed on my ass at about 45 mph.(hurt like a mother fucker) i kept riding a few more runs and when i was on the chair i had my vents open on my pants and i ketp smelling lofts of shit. so i got to the top and checked my drawers sure enough i had shit all over my balls, taint, and long jon underwear. it was a mess. i ended up going to the lodge discarding my long underwear in the bathroom garbage, and using baby wipes from the diaper station and rode commando the rest of the day\r\n