Put the Pope in jail!!!

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I. -- CRUCIFIXION OF CHRISHNA OF INDIA, 1200 B.C. (Thats BEFORE CHRIST)

II. -- CRUCIFIXION OF THE HINDOO SAKIA, 600 B.C. (OH SHIT ONCE AGAIN)

Its five commandments are: --

1. Thou shalt not kill.
   
2. Thou shalt not steal.
   
3. Thou shalt not commit adultery or any impurity.
   
4. Thou shall not lie.
   
5. Thou shalt not intoxicate thyself

III. -- THAMMUZ OF SYRIA CRUCIFIED, 1160 B.C.

"Trust, ye saints, your Lord restored,
Trust ye in your risen Lord;
For the pains which Thammuz endured
Our salvation have procured."

IV. -- CRUCIFIXION OF WITTOBA OF THE TELINGONESIC, 552 B.C.
V. -- IAO OF NEPAUL CRUCIFIED, 622 B.C.


So on and so on.