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\nand no that wasn\'t lint that fell out of your belly button, that was my old nut rag I stuffed in there for safe keeping. I think I left my wallet in there too.
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\nand how could you possibly know what my tastebuds spell? Your dick is so short that you pee on your nuts. Not a chance in hell of you even passing my teeth.
\nyou on the other hand have absolutely no gag reflex what so ever. I still have the video on my phone of you gargling "Oklahoma".
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\nI actually only wiped 344 times and it took 2 rolls of paper. You were bobbing you head back and forth so fast, I was sure the friction would skin my dick like a potato. It\'s a good thing you drool like a busted faucet. It just took a while to get all your excess drool that ran down my nuts and onto my ass to wipe off.
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\nand why do you call it talking shit? You used to call it pillow talk. Yes, I am known as "Spooner" but I don\'t mind that you keep refering to me as "Jackhammer".
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\nP.S. It\'s been a month, you should be able to shit right again.\r\n
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Thats right it was your balls my bad. I remember seeing the backside of them when I spread your ass cheeks as I was about to make entry. and I must say, I didn\'t believe you but, your brown eye really does look like a chocolate covered donut. Just larger.Quote:
\r\n | \r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Captain Kahn\r\n \r\n  \r\n That was my balls, not my back.... oh, and no writing on them...they just dUrTy.... \r\n \r\n \n \nand that "wig" was just belly button lint that fell out and onto my dick.... \n \nand PLEASE dont lick the lint again...it is a HUGE turnoff when you hack and cough like my neighbors 90 year old grandma...... \n \nof course, let\'s not forget your tastebuds that I love so much....they spell out "farther, farther, farther.....almost there.....NUT NOW" in Braile \n \nbut alas, all this shit talking from a guy named "SPOONER"... the last piece of ass he had was when his fingers broke through the toilet paper......really, who wipes 347 times??? | \r\n
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\nand no that wasn\'t lint that fell out of your belly button, that was my old nut rag I stuffed in there for safe keeping. I think I left my wallet in there too.
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\nand how could you possibly know what my tastebuds spell? Your dick is so short that you pee on your nuts. Not a chance in hell of you even passing my teeth.
\nyou on the other hand have absolutely no gag reflex what so ever. I still have the video on my phone of you gargling "Oklahoma".
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\nI actually only wiped 344 times and it took 2 rolls of paper. You were bobbing you head back and forth so fast, I was sure the friction would skin my dick like a potato. It\'s a good thing you drool like a busted faucet. It just took a while to get all your excess drool that ran down my nuts and onto my ass to wipe off.
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\nand why do you call it talking shit? You used to call it pillow talk. Yes, I am known as "Spooner" but I don\'t mind that you keep refering to me as "Jackhammer".
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\nP.S. It\'s been a month, you should be able to shit right again.\r\n