04-08-2009, 02:14 AM
LMAO! Meh, I really don't tend to experience that hormonemotional rollercoaster stuff.
Nobody ever knows when I'm hemorrhaging. If anything, I'm pissy cuz I gotta wait a week to get laid.
But in my eternal good attitude, I try to make the best of things. Therefore, I dub it "BJ Week"
Still, almost 2 decades of being on the rag 25% of the time and I'm still not used to it. I don't think I ever will be. It fucking sucks. Beautiful womanly symbolic cycle of life mother nature feminine blah blah MY ASS! The LAST fucking thing I feel like is frolicking through a field of fucking daisies in a floral frock in the bright sunshine! Give me sweatpants, a hoody, a chick flick I would otherwise roll my eyes at and a BIG ass spoon for my BIG ass tub of the only men that can bring me pleasure at this time, BEN & JERRY, and give it to me NOW g'dammit!
lol
Dude I totally ninja-jacked this thread, lol.
Makes ya wanna do anything to reclaim the original topic doesn't it?
Like... populate the calendar with much more pleasant things.
Double assured under threat of further graphic TMI torture.
Nobody ever knows when I'm hemorrhaging. If anything, I'm pissy cuz I gotta wait a week to get laid.
But in my eternal good attitude, I try to make the best of things. Therefore, I dub it "BJ Week"
Still, almost 2 decades of being on the rag 25% of the time and I'm still not used to it. I don't think I ever will be. It fucking sucks. Beautiful womanly symbolic cycle of life mother nature feminine blah blah MY ASS! The LAST fucking thing I feel like is frolicking through a field of fucking daisies in a floral frock in the bright sunshine! Give me sweatpants, a hoody, a chick flick I would otherwise roll my eyes at and a BIG ass spoon for my BIG ass tub of the only men that can bring me pleasure at this time, BEN & JERRY, and give it to me NOW g'dammit!
lol
Dude I totally ninja-jacked this thread, lol.
Makes ya wanna do anything to reclaim the original topic doesn't it?
Like... populate the calendar with much more pleasant things.
Double assured under threat of further graphic TMI torture.