07-12-2013, 09:04 AM
Am I right though? I mean, surely you've seen Yu Ming hauling like 800 lbs worth of sea food in a half size truck, stacked above the 4 foot hooptie wooden fence box him and 11 year old son made and you're following behind him on the highway watching it sway back and forth and the left tire wobbling like its only got one lug nut and you're thinking in your head, (or speaking out loud to yourself like me) man, i do not wanna be behind this dude when his shit breaks but I dont want to miss that glorious scene of fishy destruction either! Must pass accident waiting to happen, but cant look away!!!... but after seeing this dude a few times a month, pointing him out to your friends as he passes by while you and your boys are chowing down on some of McDonald's new habanero ranch 1/4 pounder, (the meal obviously, not just the sandwich) you realize that truck and wooden squid cage will never break. It will last forever until you move out of that town, and return 15 years later. You'll be making your way home after being gone so long, now you're 43 years old pulling into your old neighborhood where you played roller hockey and Chin Ming (Yu's son) will be cruising by.... in a 92 tacoma.... stuffed full.... of small....dead...squid.