09-06-2012, 05:36 AM
Oh hey thanks man 
If you want to get laid... be a personal trainer haha. The job calls for confidence and assertiveness. Oh this hot slam piece wants a free workout? Here let me give you a quick workout. First up? Squats baby! Nothing gets you acquainted faster than holding a girls hips and showing her how to move through the motion of the squat correctly(unless you're a fucken creep, in which case you should be something more like a garbage man and stay secluded away from the rest of us normal civilized fantastical people). I'm specifically talking about hip drive here...
Phone #? Gaurunteed. Talk business over dinner(she pays her own FUCKING TAB!)? You bet your ass! Now she's basically 1 question away from taking the train to pound town. I think girls have this fantasy for sleeping with their personal trainers because it's really too damn easy... I've slept with 4 girls in August alone.
If you want to get laid... be a personal trainer haha. The job calls for confidence and assertiveness. Oh this hot slam piece wants a free workout? Here let me give you a quick workout. First up? Squats baby! Nothing gets you acquainted faster than holding a girls hips and showing her how to move through the motion of the squat correctly(unless you're a fucken creep, in which case you should be something more like a garbage man and stay secluded away from the rest of us normal civilized fantastical people). I'm specifically talking about hip drive here...
Phone #? Gaurunteed. Talk business over dinner(she pays her own FUCKING TAB!)? You bet your ass! Now she's basically 1 question away from taking the train to pound town. I think girls have this fantasy for sleeping with their personal trainers because it's really too damn easy... I've slept with 4 girls in August alone.