panty dropper
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\r\n Originally Posted by ADBZ Matt\r\n View Post\r\n
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/2248019712.html
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\nUp for sale is my 1990 Ford Tempo GL.
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\nThis car has an automatic transmission, so you won\'t have to worry about shifting while getting road head in this car, and you WILL get road head, because this car is such a panty dropper that bitches will be all over you. It also has 4 doors, which means you can haul all your bitches back to your shanty in one trip. It has a HUGE trunk, so you can probably fit two of your loudest hoes back there.
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\nThe car has good tires. Plenty of tread left. As a matter of fact, you might want to melt some of the excess rubber off and use it to make yourself a condom, because with all the chicks you\'ll be banging in this car, you\'re almost guaranteed to catch some kind of disease.
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\nThis Tempo has the stock 2.3L 4 cylinder engine. It is very slow, which means it will take longer to get to your destination, which means more time to bang bitches on the way. The transmission shifts very smoothly, so if you happen to bring home a bitch with a jacked mouth, you don\'t have to worry about those dangerous teeth ripping up your dong. My last car had a shitty transmission, so my dick looked like a hot dog ran through a salad shooter by the time I got to the emergency room. The car is brown. It looks good from about 20 feet away, but once you get closer, you can see flaws and imperfections in the paint. Why are you checking out the paint on your car while you\'re banging a chick on your hood anyways, faggot?
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\nThe windshield mounted rearview mirror is missing, but you don\'t need it. You already know what you\'ll see if you look in your mirror. More horny bitches chasing you in your sexy ass car.
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\nPick the car up this weekend and I\'ll include a free spray bottle of air freshener. This means you won\'t even have to take a shower after you pound those nasty hoes. Buying this car will save you money on your water bill. It\'s a win-win situation.
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\nAsking $1,100
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\nCall me!

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\nthatll sell quick\r\n
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/2248019712.html

Up for sale is my 1990 Ford Tempo GL.

This car has an automatic transmission, so you won't have to worry about shifting while getting road head in this car, and you WILL get road head, because this car is such a panty dropper that bitches will be all over you. It also has 4 doors, which means you can haul all your bitches back to your shanty in one trip. It has a HUGE trunk, so you can probably fit two of your loudest hoes back there.

The car has good tires. Plenty of tread left. As a matter of fact, you might want to melt some of the excess rubber off and use it to make yourself a condom, because with all the chicks you'll be banging in this car, you're almost guaranteed to catch some kind of disease.

This Tempo has the stock 2.3L 4 cylinder engine. It is very slow, which means it will take longer to get to your destination, which means more time to bang bitches on the way. The transmission shifts very smoothly, so if you happen to bring home a bitch with a jacked mouth, you don't have to worry about those dangerous teeth ripping up your dong. My last car had a shitty transmission, so my dick looked like a hot dog ran through a salad shooter by the time I got to the emergency room. The car is brown. It looks good from about 20 feet away, but once you get closer, you can see flaws and imperfections in the paint. Why are you checking out the paint on your car while you're banging a chick on your hood anyways, faggot?

The windshield mounted rearview mirror is missing, but you don't need it. You already know what you'll see if you look in your mirror. More horny bitches chasing you in your sexy ass car.

Pick the car up this weekend and I'll include a free spray bottle of air freshener. This means you won't even have to take a shower after you pound those nasty hoes. Buying this car will save you money on your water bill. It's a win-win situation.

Asking $1,100

Call me!



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