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squid sighting Joplin, MO - gregvhen - 07-12-2013

[QUOTE=YSRRider;1506752
There are different calibers of squid.
[/QUOTE]

True, a squid could be your boy trying 70 mph burnouts on his brand new gsxr ninja 1000 that mom bought him, could be the dude at the club with the streetfighterz tank spreader hoodie tellin the hunnies about the time he outran 3 state troopers mid wheelie on his busa then walking outside and hopping on his savage 650 (its a badass little suzuki 650 single cruiser. theyre gay but i want one. kinda like a mini cooper) or it could be the dude who's got enough skills to clutch it up and ride it out on the highway, but has the worst common sense in the world and loops it out at 87mph, loses the helmet in rush hour traffic, head splits WFO ran over and his "smarts" dump out of his brain bucket and slide across the pavement resembling the image of a small dead squid that the Japanse guy from the fish market hauls from the loading dock to the south side everymorning in his way overloaded 92 tacoma tilting off to the right side from the wind. Thus, the overstacked squid falls out.


squid sighting Joplin, MO - YSRRider - 07-12-2013


Quote Originally Posted by gregvhen
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True, a squid could be your boy trying 70 mph burnouts on his brand new gsxr ninja 1000 that mom bought him, could be the dude at the club with the streetfighterz tank spreader hoodie tellin the hunnies about the time he outran 3 state troopers mid wheelie on his busa then walking outside and hopping on his savage 650 (its a badass little suzuki 650 single cruiser. theyre gay but i want one. kinda like a mini cooper) or it could be the dude who's got enough skills to clutch it up and ride it out on the highway, but has the worst common sense in the world and loops it out at 87mph, loses the helmet in rush hour traffic, head splits WFO ran over and his "smarts" dump out of his brain bucket and slide across the pavement resembling the image of a small dead squid that the Japanse guy from the fish market hauls from the loading dock to the south side everymorning in his way overloaded 92 tacoma tilting off to the right side from the wind. Thus, the overstacked squid falls out.

dude, you have issues. Get help. LMFAO!!!!!


squid sighting Joplin, MO - gregvhen - 07-12-2013

Am I right though? I mean, surely you've seen Yu Ming hauling like 800 lbs worth of sea food in a half size truck, stacked above the 4 foot hooptie wooden fence box him and 11 year old son made and you're following behind him on the highway watching it sway back and forth and the left tire wobbling like its only got one lug nut and you're thinking in your head, (or speaking out loud to yourself like me) man, i do not wanna be behind this dude when his shit breaks but I dont want to miss that glorious scene of fishy destruction either! Must pass accident waiting to happen, but cant look away!!!... but after seeing this dude a few times a month, pointing him out to your friends as he passes by while you and your boys are chowing down on some of McDonald's new habanero ranch 1/4 pounder, (the meal obviously, not just the sandwich) you realize that truck and wooden squid cage will never break. It will last forever until you move out of that town, and return 15 years later. You'll be making your way home after being gone so long, now you're 43 years old pulling into your old neighborhood where you played roller hockey and Chin Ming (Yu's son) will be cruising by.... in a 92 tacoma.... stuffed full.... of small....dead...squid.


squid sighting Joplin, MO - YSRRider - 07-13-2013

facepalm


squid sighting Joplin, MO - trick - 07-21-2013

I remember your squid days YSR


squid sighting Joplin, MO - YSRRider - 07-24-2013

you're still a squid.