Originally Posted by CLD107

god i almost love her

Originally Posted by CLD107

me- can i tap that
my gf- ofcourse, im on my way so we can go to dinner then you can after
me- so i gotta spend money?
my gf- well no....but you promised me Shogun
me- i did so that means before dinner sex and after dinner sex
my gf- sure why not


god i almost love her

Originally Posted by Sparxxx

Me: can i tap that?
Her:no
Me: and why not
Her:because i dont want to just fuck youu..
Me:but why not? i am the all mighty tap tap tapper
Her:thats cool lol.
Her:where did you get that name from
Me: so im saying, can i tap that?
Me:and the name? from previous sluts ive tapped
Her: no you can not.
Her:you tap sluts?
Me:well i am trying to tap you aren't i?
Her:your not gettin very far.
Me:bet my penis would go far down your throat
Me:no?
Her:i bet it never will go there.
Me:ever hear of a roofie?
Her: dam you just tried saying im a slut, obviously im not if you have to roofie me
Me:touche...no i said im trying to tap you, and i tapped sluts previously, capiche?
Her: whatever you say richie lol, no i wont let you "tap" it .
Me:yes you will, one day...you might not even know when it happens
Her:if we were to date then absolutely
Her: Otherwiseeeeee nah i dont plan on it.
Me:Will you go out with me?
Her: yea
Me:sweet so now i get to tap that?
Her:no not yet
Pause
Me:now?
Her:No
pause
Me:Now?
Her:NO
Me: im sorry this isn't working out i think we should see other people

hahahaha