Vagina points - Printable Version

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Vagina points - YSRRider - 08-01-2010

Remember back in the war how the fighter pilots used to paint a bullet or something on the side of their airplane every time they shot down an enemy plane? Well, I have decided that we are going to get a bunch of little vagina stickers made up and every time someone bitches out and doesn't ride for any reason other than a death in the family,wedding, bad case of diarrhea or you bike was stolen....... you get a vagina sticker on your bike.

Atown gets 2 for today, ordinarily you will only be allowed 1 per day, but since Atowns vagina always has a serve case of "I cant ride because my pussy hurts" Hes getting 2. 1 for not coming out today and 1 for not answering his phone till 1pm. I love the excuse, "my fone was in my truck charging" What kind of a loser charges their phone in their vehicle and not in their house? Last I checked cell phones came with wall chargers, not car chargers, so where is your wall charger?

Dont feel bad Atown, 4 other people get them for today and I think I should mail a few to the Milwaukee fags that didnt show up either.

At the end of the season, the person with the most vaginas on her bike will be punished, the punishment to be agreed upon by the people with the least number of vaginas on their bikes.

I cant wait to hear everyones excuse tomorrow.

Vagina points - Old Man Spooner - 08-01-2010

Haha thats actually a really good idea.

Vagina points - SinCalChevy - 08-01-2010

Oh the number of Vagina points EB-Dub would have by now.

Vagina points - big ben - 08-01-2010

i skipped senior prom to ride once, i'd never get a sticker

Vagina points - SKETCHY - 08-01-2010

Originally Posted by big ben

i skipped senior prom to ride once, i'd never get a sticker

you get a vagina for not getting any vagina

Vagina points - EvilTwin - 08-01-2010

Originally Posted by SKETCHY

you get a vagina for not getting any vagina

haha

Vagina points - big ben - 08-01-2010

Originally Posted by SKETCHY

you get a vagina for not getting any vagina

actually thats y i didnt go , i had a date but she said she didnt wanna lose it that way, so y spend 300?

Vagina points - SinCalChevy - 08-01-2010

Originally Posted by big ben

actually thats y i didnt go , i had a date but she said she didnt wanna lose it that way, so y spend 300?

So you can ditch your date and dance with sluts, duh! I got dumped at my formal once, because my date didn't want to dance, so I went and danced with a bunch of random chicks.

Vagina points - YSRRider - 08-01-2010

Originally Posted by big ben

actually thats y i didnt go , i had a date but she said she didnt wanna lose it that way, so y spend 300?

should have waited it out a day or two and then BAM! Tell her you love her! Works every time!

Vagina points - YSRRider - 08-01-2010

Here it is 12pm, I'm ready to ride and no phone calls. One of my buddies said last night he was going to ride at 3-4 because he had house chores, I talked to his GF and it turns out he lied to me, he was going motorcrossing instead, so I think thats a well deserved sticker. Reckless Ryan doesnt know how to repair a radiator, he didnt pull his bike out of the van last night and make any attempts to repair it, I'm on the fence on this one....... broken bike but he'll still come out and ride other people bikes so I guess thats cool.

I'm gonna call JB and Atown, I cant wait to hear the bullshit they have to say.......